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as im doing nothing now. i have the luxury of letting my thoughts run wild abit. have come to a conclusion that most people that are around nowadays are either fuckin' stupid or seriously fuckin' stupid.
we have upgraded ourselves from a small fishing village to a world class commercial and industrial for almost everybody from around the world. sadly, everyday, you still find idiots romping the streets of our beautiful 'green' island. (cb of cos green lah. go where also got trees)
every morning, as i take the bus from the bus stop near my house, u will never fail to see executive dressed up like oh-so-nice waiting at the bus stops. mind you, the are actually some idiots who simply cant bother to, when the bus arrives, give you space. move in or even sit on a fuckin seat even though its just right infront of their eyes! OMFG! so in the end, some poor and kind people, eg. me aka darren, has to suffer the agonizing wait for another bus which will happen to be full to its brim again. FUCK!
now we move on to reaching office. unfortunately, for most idiots who are dressed in their executive suits, their stupidity starts to act on them again. eg. the lift of an office building. read the following. WHY THE FUCK CANT PEOPLE WHO ENTER THE LIFT FIRST MOVE INTO THE BACK! they actually end up standing in the middle as if the sides would have rotating knives to drill off their imbeclic brains. (which i hope for that to happen to them every single day) and you know what. the best part. NOBODY BOTHERS TO PRESS THE LIFT! OMFG!
ok talking about lunch time, ok that we cant fuckin blame. tissue paper thingy. everybody has limited lunch time. 1 hr. (any smart ass boss willing to revise that to probably more than that?!) so yea. use tissue to 'chop" ur seat. fully understood. cos most people just wanna eat and fuck off so that they can continue to irritate the shit out of people again.
good! now its 6pm! everybody's off work! cool shit! and now we start the mad rush to the train station! first to get a seat wins a trip to hell to dine with satan and his minions for free! oh ya, if there's no seat. i rather stand close to the door and wait for the next train to arrive even though its blocks the way of thousands of commuters who are actually RUSHING HOME or TO SCHOOL! FUCK ALL OF YOU!
sad to say, the above written happens to almost every single 9-5 worker in Singapore. Considering how SMART and HIGHLY EDUCATED we are! come on people! if you can work so damn hard to get into local unis to get your degrees or masters or mistress or seamstress or whatFUCKINever! please have some brains and think over the above points. YOU KNOW YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!!!
next entry. about how i fuckin got ignored by a fuckin waitress in this certain coffee house located in this new clubbing hub of singapore. till then. adios.
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i curse alot when i write. or blog. thats because half of time i blog, some people pissed me off. this time is just generally ranting and bitching and so on and so forth.
realized that lately, ive been plagued with alot of fuckers , hokkien termed as Lanjiao Lang, around me. too many. knnbccb. either i have really stupid and irritating classmates, or i have a half girl half boy sitting behind me all day long thinking how and when to backstab me. that ccb. i hope he gets his dick chopped off.
very random blogpost this will be by the way.
i was doing some thinking lately. i realized as much as people say, BEST FRIEND, BEST BUDDY, BROTHER, yes that cb word, BROTHER. they still end up saying ranjiao wei behind your back. this, i believe, most people would have experienced it. i found out lately, there is this one grandmotherfucker who went behind my back and said really awful stuff about me thats probably gonna affect me for a long long time.
to the grandmotherfucker :
eh lao chee bye, if you are reading this, i hope you will get swallowed by the fiery realms of hell once you die a horrible death by crashing into a land of thousand spikes. blasphemy yes i know. i do not, read I DO NOT GIVE A CHEE BYE FUCK ABOUT IT anymore. i do NOT seek your understanding of my plight right now, but at least keep your chee bye mouth shut about my stuff. if the fuckin moment you wanna fuckin implicate other people into in, have the chee bye courtesy to ask what is actually going on. ok actually i do not even wanna see or even speak to you anymore.
i have said before, my fuckin problems. i fuckin handle myself. i dont need fuckers like you to come mess things up when things are already fuckin messy. remember this, DONT KNOW, DONT SAY. this is one last fuckin time im gonna say this. if i were to hear people telling me stuff again about you, your CB MOUTH WILL ROT UNDERSTAND!!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR CB MOUTH!!
back to being normal, the idea of friends is slowly diminishing within me. who can you trust outside of your family? i seems to see no one. who can you even ask out for a normal cuppa? i seems to see no one. i also dont fuckin understand anymore. yes i know i do have some other friends out there who truly care. and i applaud and truly appreciate the care and concern. and guess what, these people, i seldom even meet them. weird huh. well, people do say, its funny how life works. but me being me, i dont believe in that. i dont believe i was created to live life a certain way that im supposed to. i hate that idea for a matter of fact. how fuckin sad is that to know that the minute you are born, this is the route you're supposed to go. wtf.
for people who know me really well, im someone who goes against the norm. im stubborn in some ways. work wise, the more im being pushed backwards, the more i will push back. in a way, its good for me, but somehow there are some half-girl-half-boys out there who seems to beg to differ. im not sick of my job. in fact, i love what i do. and i keep a positive mindset on whatever I do, no matter is it work or school. but again, life works its thing, there tends to be fuckers almost everywhere i go. yes EVERYWHERE. ya lah i know its a norm. im just ranting.
on a happier note.
Jon 'O Bir is heading to Singapore this coming Saturday. Yet another euphoric night! CHEERS!
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ok just to answer some very irritating questions that have been posted to me lately. here goes.
no im not going to pvd.
no im not dead. im just busy. with work and school.
you dont like trance anymore? fuck you! i still do. like the music must go club meh.
why you dont appear on msn so often? FUCK YOU NO TIME UNDERSTAND! WORK AND SCHOOL!
ok there are somemore questions. but im too lazy to type them out.
any queries pls mail to iamastupidfucker@chaocheebye.net
:D
Have a good week ahead.
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not MIA. just fuckin' busy.
oh well.
like i need you to fuckin' understand. :D
byebye!
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Click on the picture. Fuckin interesting.
=)
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huh? wtf? its only wednesday?!
fuck!
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lately i cant even stand being on msn for more than 5 mins. wtf!
WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF!
aside from the usual Progressions and some other chillout drinks night out.. im truly feeling sick and tired of the nightlife. oh why? the usual pretentious motherfucking pricks and yea u know... THAT KNNBCCB SMOKING BAN!
WTF!
its Sunday. I love and and hate this Sunday. WTF!!
i wan to eat golden pillow and otah!!!
i've been having my tranquility and peace. dont disturb my peace. really. i will break ur neck. bit by bit
i need a getaway!!!!!!!!!
WTF!!
im bored and ranting. again.
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Times are bad
A NUS graduate finding difficulty in getting a job here
finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo.
"What to do? It's better to work like this than earn nothing...,"
he mumbled to himself.
So the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He had to wear
monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He also had to
climb trees and jump from one to another to attract visitors.
The zoo has since enjoyed tremendous business and an increase in
visitor arrrivals. Even world leaders wanted to see the super 'smart'
monkey of the world.
Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees he slipped
and fell into a crocodile pool!
"Oh my God....I'm dying... now," he thought, as a hungry-looking
crocodile swam steadily towards his direction.
In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice,
"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU."
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These 2 guys were stranded on this island with no hope of getting off for a long time. Then this 500 pound big indian came out of some bushes and said "Okay, I give you two choices......death or bongo?"
The first guy said, "I have a lot to live for; my wife and kids are at home. And how bad can bongo be? I choose bongo."
The 500 pound big indian takes him aside and they start banging it right there and let him go, ass bleeding badly. After that the 500 pound indian asked the 2nd guy "Now, I give you the same two choices......death or bongo."
The 2nd guy disgusted by all this rather die than being ass raped by a 500 pound big indian, so he said "i choose death."
After saying this, 500 500 pound indians come out of the bushes screaming loudly "DEATH BY BONGO!!!!!!"
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yea yea been sometime since i post i know.. but on a fair note, i've been fuckin busy ever since i came back from the stupid reservist. work piled up and work piled up. horrendously busy. seems to be more fuckin tired each day. wont die la just fuckin tired.
caught up with a few friends the past two weeks for a quick drink. realised that everyone was quite busy as well. oh well, guess thats part of everything that we are going through. oh wtf. saw the muthafucker as well. spoilt my entire night. yea yea i know i shouldnt give a shit. but too bad, some people just have a cock face and a cock attitude. some things NEVER CHANGE! or rather some people.
work's been going on pretty smoothly. thank god for the support from tons of people. thank you. you know who you are! :)
oh ya.. you-know-who..oops i mean my baby..finally cooked for me. spaghetti meatball! favourite of all time! heh. sour enough and tasty enough. really la. i liked it la! irritating!!
weirdest thing happened to me when i was smoking today, i realised i have so many fuckers and fuckfaces hanging around me as 'friends'. i went on thinking that..hopefully..one fuckin fine day..when i grow really old..i would be left with 2 or 3 friends. the rest will be all 'filtered' out. fuckin sad. no im not choosy towards friends. i just seems to meet the wrong people all the time. hong gan!
cb school is starting in 2 weeks time. god save me. dont save the queen. save me!!! and my fuckin results from last term have yet to be mailed to me! what the cb u all doing!
anyway lately really fuckin busy with work and that time wasting reservist. oncoming weeks are just gonna be alot worse with the beginning of a new semester. oh well, as much as i rant and rant, i guess its pretty much what everyone is going through at this certain of their life.
ok i shall stop typing. random stuff are starting to spew out as my fingers wobble through the keyboard.
*If there really is a God, pls keep my grandma safe and worry free. Thank you*
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too fuckin' lazy to type.
watch out for the next entry then.
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If I should die this very moment
I wouldnt fear
For Ive never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
Still in my heart this moment
Or it might burst
Could we stay right here
Until the end of time until the earth stops turning
Wanna love you until the seas run dry
Ive found the one Ive waited for
All this time Ive loved you
And never known your face
All this time Ive missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
Wanna stay right here
Until the end of time
til the earth stops turning
Gonna love you until the seas run dry
Ive found the one Ive waited for
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wasting YOUR money but wasting MY time. wtf
this holiday better be good!
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yea yea havent wrote in a long time i know
i will still type in one liners.
work has been more stressed up than usual.
pirates 3 = GOOD!
scary school is starting next month end. cb
fly fly fly away to another island ah!
www.stevenlim.net uber deranged
the art "bo hew lan" is godsent. im still trying to master the entire art. im talking about work.
knnbccb.
for the 2nd time in my life, my eye got infected. FUCK!
wasting YOUR money from the 11th - 15th.
i lost my earphones.
BOO! GONG WU GONG BO!
eat brunch lo!
byebyebye!
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mos presents progressions on saturday!
work is becoming slow-moving. shit.
i hate tiesto's mix of he's a pirate. hannah i slow la.
there's nothing to decipher from the above picture.
i still want to get my yacht.
im still happy.
320 or 500?
i still hate the things and people that i hate.
apple shop at cineleisure is showcasing serato live with a macbook, 2 turntables and a mixer!
pirates of the carribean 3 is fuckin' nice!
aly and fila's sounds. fuckin' euphoric!
i want to buy the buddha's bronze statue!
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what was fuckin' good?
the week!
why? ok let you tell you ah.. wahahha
first. no more school! at least till july la cb.
second. work has been quite smooth sailing. and of course FUCKIN CB TIRING.
third. had a wonderful steamboat dinner with you-know-who and family. food was good. company was good. good la! :)
fourth. i handed in my whatever fuck shit assignment. im REALLY FREE FROM SCHOOL!
fifth. midsummer's night dream was fuckin good! the pasta also very nice leh. :)
sixith. happy birthday brother
seventh. i watched a couple of good movies at home. solid!
eighth. LOST season 3 finale = fuckin' gan cheong and exhilarating! why the fuck did they have to kill charlie!
you all everybody.
ooh. i've got new tracks. hello ipod.
i hate the second week of June. so much. waste my time!!!
im not pro nazi la. cb.
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